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Vampire Stamp by indigobunny Vampire Stamp by indigobunny
For all those who wanna be a vampire. :heart:

amazing template: [link]

sorry if I don't get to personally thank all of you for the faves D:
thank you! :hug:
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Khushi-19 Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I want to be a vampire, as well. But the worst thing is that how I'll go to school like this.. O_o

(You know, we go to school in the day..)
monstermaster13 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
With me it all started way back when I was in a comic book store and I came across a Buffy comic/magazine in one of the racks.  I  bought the magazine for myself to read and one night I stayed up to read it and instantly fell in love with their take on vampires,   I also fell in love with 80's vampire movies after watching Fright Night (1985) and Once Bitten on tv (they were part of a vampire movie marathon on TV).   I've had dreams about being a vampire or at least something akin to one,  I even dreamed I was in From Dusk Till Dawn.
dawgs9 Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
This stamp speaks the TRUTH!!!
JaqErant92 Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Why would anyone want to be a vampire?
Silkythecat Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Love to. Though a cool Darren Shan kind , not a sparkling one mind you.
TheBirb Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Student Artist
So fucking bad.....
RelativeEquinox Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Pfft, oh you silly humans, I already am one : D

See ya later suckers! *runs outside*

Wait- <OAO> *into sunlight*
EasyRightOverCrest Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2015
OH SHIT! *Grabs the vampire and puts it back inside* Are you okay?
Biasck Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
AquosBoost Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014  Student Digital Artist
there's no thumbs up on DeviantART
SwirlyEyesHypnotize Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Heck yeah! X3
halloweenchild13 Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Sometimes I want to be a vampire
SketchingInTheRain Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I want to be a vampire...but not a gay sparkling one like in twilight. :I I'd rather be the badass vampire that everyone is afraid of because vampires are killing machines. Yup. Screw the sparkely skin, I just want me some fangs! :U
BuffyCullen99 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
haha I once wrote a song with my friends that went like this: 'I-I-I wanna be a vaaaaaaampiiiiire...' (or at least the chorus went like that) XD
DoorStop1227 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012
Vampires are cool, but I wouldn't want to burn in the sun.
BrainyxBat Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I want to be one, 'cause if my brother or sister tick me off, they'll be in big trouble. >:3
MitreSquareMurder Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
NO. No, you don't want to be a vampire. That's right, I said you DON'T. As in, you REALLY don't. Like, really, REALLY don't.

I am craving and therefore I am cranky and I am going to go on a vampire rant. I apologise for this, but this rant has been building a very long time and I am extremely frustrated. Please do not take personal offense. *takes a deep breath*

Dear fangirls: You do not want to be a vampire, nor are you a vampire just because blood is sometimes kind of tasty or you stay up late or are pale or have pointy teeth. It doesn't matter if you do or do not like Twilight or who you 'ship. You're not a vampire and you would not enjoy being one.

Being a vampire is absolute HELL. It's AWFUL. And if you want to think I'm trolling, I really don't care much. Don't mistake me: I'm not claiming any mystic 'vampy' powers. I can't fly or turn into a bat. I'm beautiful and I'm pale, but I don't sparkle or burn in the sun. I don't have fangs. So maybe I don't fit the pretty little definition of 'vampire' you all would like to be. But let me tell you what it's like being a blood-drinker.

Imagine the most potent and beautiful liquid in the world. Nothing in existence tastes like it does, not even close. Just the smell of it causes you to start drooling. It's like... You can't imagine anything more achingly beautiful, nothing could possibly be this precious and incredible. And you want it. You crave it more than you crave sex, more than you've ever craved food or drink or company. To not have it is pain. The thought of it consumes you until you're drooling on yourself, it's a need stronger than anything else. Now place this liquid under every centimeter of skin in Every. Single. Person. You. Meet. You can see trails of it in their eyes and in the sunlight, it glows red through their eyelids. It flushes the skin when they lick their dry lips, it pulses in their wrists and loops over their fingers as they send a text message. It's EVERYWHERE. And you can smell it, when they reach past you to pick something up, when they come inside puffing from the cold, when they double over for breath after running in gym, when they stretch and their blood pressure increases to get the blood to the arms they've innocently extended up over their heads. This elixer is under the skin of every single man, woman and child you will ever meet. And you can't have it.

You can gaze after it until your jaw aches, you can whimper silently to yourself, you can bite your knuckles until they bruise. Sometimes you tremble so hard you think someone will notice. You might even end up desperately cutting yourself for a taste. But no matter what you do, it's still there. It never goes away. You can quiet it, at moments, if you distract yourself right. But it always comes back. And you will find yourself sitting at a dinner table across from your mother who you love, watching her cut her food, STARING at the veins in the backs of her hands, trying to stop yourself from ripping her skin apart with your teeth.

Because it's violent. It makes you need it so bad you'd do just about anything. No neat puncture marks, no razor sharp teeth, not for real vampires. If we want it, we have to either get it with a blade or shred with simple human teeth, which is a messy thing, I tell you.

It's not pretty. It's not fun. There's nothing glamorous or sexy about having to stop kissing your boyfriend and cover your mouth with your hand because you can't trust yourself not to bite him and bite him hard. And you know you'd never forgive yourself if you hurt someone you loved and you know that once you start, you won't stop. There's no going back. Once your mouth finds a blood-source, you will drink and drink and drink and rip with your teeth until you've had enough or are dragged away, thrashing and snarling. There's no gothic-beauty to it; I've been there. I've been the disheveled, snarling, cursing, pleading, begging girl clawing desperately at a cut and being forcefully restrained. My boyfriend's stitch scars from that incident are still healing.

So, no. You don't want to be a vampire. I don't want to be a vampire. But I don't have a choice. be glad you're free and blessed to never have to worry about if someone's child is safe around you. be grateful and thankful for that. and if you're still reading, know how grateful and thankful I am that you actually listened to me rant, because I have no one to talk to about this and no source of blood and I really do feel like I'm going to die.

I'm going to go crawl into a corner or something and try to sleep. Rant over. Goodnight, deviants. And I'm sorry.
AquosBoost Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014  Student Digital Artist

I like vampire culture and I like reading about them and I sometimes pretend I am one (I'm a teenager so that's to be expected of dumbfucks like me =P) but I wouldn't like to actually be one.
KuzaKat Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
If you don't like vampires then why are you saying you are one or have been one. This makes no sense at all.
supergoji18 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I think she's saying she hates having the craving. I forget what disorder it is called, but she may have had it at one time or another. IIRC it was something that began with a P. pipa or something like that.
flygonmaster66 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Why can't I fav this comment?
MovieMowDown Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
How do I put this awesome stamp on my deviant stamp collection?
KannibalPirate Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
I don't want to be one persay but I like the dress code
darkangel297 Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i agree with BlessedGuardian i don't like twilight :P
BlessedGuardian Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2011   Traditional Artist
well, it'd be cool and all to be a vampire... but the stories also almost always say that they suffer a lot. :( poor vamires... i think i'm content being human, no matter how AWESOME it would be. :D
I personally don't like Twilight. Now, i'm much to busy to be ripped apart by fangirls so please hold back you insults and arguments.
Vampires FTW!!! <3
VampyFoxKit Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
i am one, don't think i am kidding -.- vampires are as real as human beings..
MitreSquareMurder Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
I'm not really sure if this deviation makes me groan or gives me a spasm of innocent naiivety for the thousand-so people who favorited this. No, people, no, you do not want to be a vampire. Trust me, you really don't.
~VampyFoxKit I'm the last person to call anyone kid on this, but announcing it doesn't generally help.
Esmeraldablue Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2012
stop it already! you're not a vampire, bro! you're just a depressed person that needs attention, now. The "real" vampires, believe me or not, are not what you think. They're not even called "vampires" now actually!. No, I'm not going to say I'm one, I'm just going to say: please grow up. :)
zipgirl Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2011   General Artist
me too
EmoberryStudios Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2011  Student Digital Artist
My cousin was killed by vampires! D:< that's mean to think about that

I don't think this needs a "Just kidding"
AquosBoost Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014  Student Digital Artist
That's a stupid story that would only scare idiots like Tristan!
TheGreatNoOne Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2011
That was my #1 dream when I was young! :D
TheGreatNoOne Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2011
And can we shut up about Twilight, people!? :B
LoverofBlood Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2011
lol Nice stamp :) I wanna be a vampire. Not because of twilight those vampires can go die in a ditch fire. I want to be a vampire to gain the knowlage over the years that I will be alive, and the rush of hunting people because unlike other animals human's can think. I've given it thought that I'm sure not alot of people consider. you'll live forever and you'll watch you family die and for alot of people that would be to much. I'm use to being alon lack of human contact I feel I could be a vampire. Not to mention my friends think I am haha and again Nice stamp
MitreSquareMurder Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Actually, hunting people is far, far less fun than hunting animals. If you walk towards a deer in the woods, the deer will hear or see you coming and bolt and be very hard to catch. Unless you look like Jack Nicholson or are waving a chainsaw, if you walk towards a person in the woods, the person will probably wave politely and ask if you're lost or a hiker and if they do run away, the average person would make it about ten feet before tripping on a branch and falling. Animals are quieter, faster, more agile, have much stronger defenses (ever seen a struggling deer kick?) and are used to escaping predators and know the trails and hiding places. The average person would stand there in confusion while they died, trying to figure out what just happened. So unless you're talking about hunting Marine Rangers or something, animals are definitely the thrill route to take.
j23cfvuz Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2011
i don't want,because i'm a vampire.
and i say the twilight is suck
zipgirl Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2011   General Artist
i do! that's right i said "i do" they live forever, turn into my favorite type of bat & get revenge on nasty people
GhostWolfGirl Featured By Owner May 6, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
"Can I be a mongoose dog?" - Gir from Invader Zim
I wants to be a vampire too..............
SweetBomBom Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I like! But not the sparkling one ]:.
mistyfoe Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2011  Student Photographer
I Wanna Be A Vampire NOT The Twilight Vampire But The Lestat Vampire ^-^ (Sorry Twilight Fans If I Have Offended U At All). Vampires Are Awesome! I Cant Believe U Used To Hate Them D: Btw Awesome Stamp <3
JAnEEE-ee Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2011
I lowe twilight :3 I want to be a vapire :D the sparkling one P:
CCTT8 Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2011
twilight was a great book
HOWEVER I would rather be a hellsing style vampire
not that i hate twilight
just not my cup of tea
CCTT8 Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2011
ME 2
but even tho i liked twilight (even tho ima boy) i dont wanna be a twilight style vampire
I wanna be more of a hellsing style one :D
madjxd Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2011   Artist
who wouldnt.
it must be soo AWESOME
paulinaghost Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2011
If I got to hang out with Alice Cullen and and not glow too much then I definitely would.
zogar7 Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I can make you a vampire... :iconheplz:
Howlingwolf26 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2011  Student General Artist
XD But, I AM one. I stay up later than ANY of my friends, my teeth actually indeed do have sharp edges, and i like the taste of blood ( somtimes XD )
MitreSquareMurder Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
hahaha, no offense, but that does NOT make you a vampire :lmao:
Humans are omnivorous - our teeth are supposed to have sharp edges. Staying up later just means either you're depriving yourself of sleep that your brain probably needs to function properly (and therefore not doing yourself any favors, esp. if you're a teenager and still developing) or you have a different sleep rhythm than the average person. Sometimes liking the taste of blood is normal - blood is a potent liquid full of iron, protein and salt, among other things. If you sometimes like the taste of a cut, it's just your body's way of telling you that you're slightly mineral or nutrient deficient (sleep deprivation can do that, too ^-^ ) in the same way that you might crave tomatoes if your body needs lycopene.
I'm sorry if I picked you to go off on, but I'm craving badly and I'm rather tired of the billions of fangirls who think that because they think blood is tasty sometimes, they must be a vampire and, oh, yay, vamps are fun. *rolls eyes*
Being a vampire is about the most not-fun thing ever. It's HELL. :devil: Now instead of ranting at you in particular, because it's not your fault any more than it's anyone else's fault, I'm going to start a new comment and rant there. If you're curious, feel free to read it. :P
FullmetalKiki4ever Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I wanna be a vamp too! DX
Yaiden Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2011   Digital Artist
agreed me 2 antoo much i hate be human X(
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